Chloe Condon ๐ŸŽ€
@ChloeCondon
Fri Jan 11 23:55:05 +0000 2019

Wow. I've been harassed online before, but @teemedlin- I have no idea who you are, nor was I at a conference/meet-up/event w/ you 4 days ago. Lying about this is next level- also, ++ photo is from my @NewCo article I published years ago/from a conference 3 years ago. Get a life. https://t.co/tk3Vc2zhLX

Seriously, @teemedlin why on Earth would you post this? I'll wait.

This is fucking unreal, dude. https://t.co/MmmTWncOjb

What. The. Fuck. https://t.co/o2DwOf7K5T

The only positive here. https://t.co/zet3PC016y

๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฐ Breaking News: Either This Man Is Trash, or He Built a Time Machine And Alternate Universe Where I'd Be Social at a Happy Hour ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ Please, @teemedlin, explain yourself.

Would really like an explanation of your employee's behavior @ABBgroupnews @ABB_CEO ๐Ÿค”

Wow, ok. This ++ @kylie_robison's detective work. This is insane. https://t.co/zRr6k09vSl

Ok, stepping away from Twitter to calm down ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ค In the meantime, enjoy this typo (also, nice try hashtagging @TechCrunch @teemedlin- maybe they'll interview me about how insane this is?!?) : https://t.co/F1wZFQ0vYM

Omg @EWDurbin ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’™ Y'all in the Chlo-Army are so kind ๐Ÿ’ Thanks for all the DMs, texts, and e-hugs ๐Ÿ’™ https://t.co/m7sOmAeBGi

HOLY SHIT- THE ๐Ÿ‘ PLOT ๐Ÿ‘ HAS ๐Ÿ‘ THICKENED https://t.co/tqSAfEtyKd

OMG I LOVE MY INTERNET FRIENDS- WHAT IN THE ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ @jpp123: https://t.co/ZkCQF62CWP

AAHHHHHHHHH NO ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‘ป: https://t.co/xBRzOeMHLp

I SIMPLY CANNOT ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿง๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿš€โšฐ๏ธ @Sethrogen ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ https://t.co/fxpAwGLCrQ

THE ๐Ÿ‘ PLOT ๐Ÿ‘ IS ๐Ÿ‘ TOO ๐Ÿ‘ THICKENED @moriahmaney ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ https://t.co/WA7aoLRndb

YA BOI HAS A PINTEREST BOARD WITH HIS BFF MIT ROMNEY ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿค ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปโšฐ๏ธ https://t.co/P4Acz4QEtR

#BLESSED ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿคจ https://t.co/LCrjB51gDW

Ok wow this is fascinating, and reminds me of a doc I saw on Netflix in college about a woman who lied about surviving 9/11 and leading a survivors group. She lied about her husband, everything. ๐Ÿ˜ณ Would recommend https://t.co/7J0wBUYlAa

I HAVE PERISHED- THIS KEEPS GOING ๐Ÿคฏ ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ@kylie_robison https://t.co/kGCrDgwhpA

OMG yes!! This happened when I worked for @benparr at Zirtual!! https://t.co/Dv6v29B6ep

AAAHHHHHAHAAAAAHAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO JULY 2015 ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ. WHAT IN THE https://t.co/boAHgASd8d

But like, if you ever have imposter syndrome, bookmark this thread? โญ

Night fam. Forever mood after this haunting journey through the Oregon Trail of the internet: https://t.co/LTsuQtIIRj

Also, if you want to go full circle on where this thread/photo all began ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘‰: โ€œWhat Itโ€™s Like to Be a Woman at a Tech Conferenceโ€ https://t.co/hQLZ7R97mG

I always expected that at a certain point in my career as a #womanintech I'd get a stalker... not be accused of being one... using a somewhat viral photo of me from 3 years ago ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Ok, it's been pointed out that his dog's name is Chloe (likely a coincidence- many dogs/babies are named Chloe these days). Here's some legit sleuthing from @nicolewashere84 ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿงhttps://t.co/jJYlHMwE5O

Just a reminder that folks like this exist in the wild. I did musical theatre with a grown man who claimed he was selling a pilot to Paramount (his photos "on the lot" were from Google image search), lied about auditions, & faked cancer. Then he started posting MY jokes as his.๐Ÿ˜ณ

Wow- this has been a JOURNEY. Shout-out to all my internet detectives. Cheers @teemedlin. ๐Ÿฅ‚ I'll post more interesting updates in this thread if I have any. ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ I think the biggest lesson we've all learned is to not believe everything you see online. Also, to not fuck with me ๐Ÿ’… https://t.co/7UrN4AmVYq

I've now gotten several DMs from folks who know/went to high school with/we're neighbors with Tee. So throw out all our AI/bot/ML theories, y'all. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

AHHHHHH ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ THE INTERNET CHLO-ARMY IS SO STRONG. YALL. I CAN'T โšฐ๏ธ #ChloArmy ๐ŸŽ€ https://t.co/gzZEtabxbl

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM https://t.co/JWmtyFxrtt

You changed your Instagram handle last night, so I think you've known about me before this morning... Now please explain your Facebook posts dating back several years ๐Ÿค” https://t.co/f6blEi5NpI

Hey all- I have blocked him on Twitter since I'm very creeped out ๐Ÿ˜ณ In the meantime, I'm wearing this appropriate sweatshirt today: https://t.co/KRcBDKTdT6

Please stop DMing/tweeting "it's probably a bot" or "maybe he got hacked". Myself, and many of the folks who helped sleuth this work in tech and are very familiar with AI/ML. Though innovation is happening at a rapid rate, technology has yet to get this far. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ป https://t.co/L4AUGIBiSh

Oh wow- a new development from @mastef ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฐโšซ: https://t.co/2PvgEnYPyo

I blocked him, but thanks for these updates fam + @ashleymcnamara. This is WILD. The Darth Vader profile pick is an interesting choice ๐Ÿ˜ณ https://t.co/2QJncm12EY

Update: he deleted his Twitter, and I have not been murdered and am safe. In other news, thank you for the free drinks @jdan & @durbim ๐Ÿฅ‚ Much needed, and very sweet of u. https://t.co/0UCz3SZV5y

Oh wow. Update from @damnedcanasian ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ https://t.co/CfqzkYwLzu

This is getting insane ๐Ÿ˜ณ (๐ŸŽจ: @realpaulrichard) lol jk but I'm still getting DMs from folks who went to high school with/know this guy. The rabbit hole is vast and infinite on this dude... ๐Ÿฐโšซ https://t.co/gMXoSUot0N

Ok fam- going offline for the night. This just keeps getting deeper and deeper than I think we ever imagined... updates tomorrow AM (if any). I promise at the very least that I'll confirm I am safe. ๐Ÿ˜ณ https://t.co/S5JvIH3HMf

Hey fam- u up? (thanks @zerospree ++ others) ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฐโšซ: https://t.co/P11DmNQvdN

For those asking if the blog is real (๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ: @damnedcanasian): https://t.co/33nJSwOWqY

Gooooooood morning friends! It's a beautiful day to visit the police station and file a report! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšจ

Some quick updates ๐Ÿ‘‡: 1๏ธโƒฃ I have too many notifications/dms to count and can't respond to all of them- sorry 2๏ธโƒฃ No, @netflix or @blackmirror has not contacted me ๐Ÿ˜‚ you can stop asking 3๏ธโƒฃ Don't be his friend---- (oops, sorry, bad @DUALIPA joke) 4๏ธโƒฃ Write up from me coming soon

Went to the police station with @tsmith to file a report. Cop seemed somewhat confused, esp when I mentioned a wax statue of @Sethrogen ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘ https://t.co/tceTUqz8Yp

Learning a lot about our legal system+how almost everything needs to be done in person/paper (vs. online). This should be easier. It should be easier to get a restraining order/4 social media apps remove someone who lied about ur own photo and claimed to ๐ŸŒ๏ธw/ a wax @Sethrogen ๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/9cnRgbwg5q

๐Ÿšจ WAIT WAIT ๐Ÿšจ Y'ALL. THE TIMESTAMP ON THIS ALERT IS 1/9. NONE OF THIS STARTED HAPPENING UNTIL THE EVENING OF 1/11 ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ WHAT IN THE- THE ๐Ÿ‘ PLOT ๐Ÿ‘. https://t.co/sUTghB298f

โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ป Wrote about my experience with this wild rollercoaster on @Medium, please enjoy: https://t.co/jBZ4iEfGlt

P.S. No one is allowed to say "pics or it didn't happen" to me EVER again. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ณ

FYI: https://t.co/MoBNbGNHIY

Quick update: still alive ++ still got it ๐Ÿ’… https://t.co/lubr18jaRF

FYI friends! If you'd like a shirt commemorating this clusterf@ck rabbit-hole of a thread and would like to support @GirlsWhoCode ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘š: https://t.co/ZyLEH9DYyF