Alexander Paschall
@UnrealAlexander
Wed Jun 12 23:15:12 +0000 2019

We got an engine kitten apparently. So this truck is staying parked until it comes out :| Cute af though because now the truck meows constantly. https://t.co/3NAJej1kNl

Audio is my mom and @8bitKnitWit's hearts melting

Happy to report that my mom was able to acquire a cage trap so we're hoping to catch it qnd take care of it. A bowl of wet catfood was left out and it looks like it came down to eat so the cage will probably work. Will update you all with anything

UPDATE Nothing has changed, the truck is still meowing loudly and incessantly https://t.co/vClvw8hIr7

Special shout out to my awesome mom @GinaPaschall for finding/working on the rescue of the little fur baby. I'm just reporting.

Truck kitten checked out what was going on last night, but so far has not been captured. https://t.co/Wfv9ihm219

Update: https://t.co/GwlyczGI1N

Last night, there was success! Sorry for the low quality vid, I'll get a better one later https://t.co/vTWScsZbEa

BUT WAIT! There is a second kitten who has come to investigate the captured kitten!! We have to get this one too now https://t.co/l8lAfpRsee

This morning @8bitKnitWit and I visited @GinaPaschall to get the update on the kitten and here's what we were greeted with https://t.co/SY8OU27xwI

Update: Nothing has changed with the truck as it is still meowing constantly https://t.co/LuzrbAABV2

TARGETS Kitten 1: white and gray, captured Kitten 2: sibling to Kitten 1, dark color, uncaptured STRATEGIC LOCATION Truck: Occupied by Kitten 2 REPORT Kitten 2 has located its sibling and is attempting to form a breakout plan using the re-occupied truck as a base of operations

Longer video where my mom explains some about the truck kitten situation in the background but mostly it's a kitten meowing We got the trap out successfully and she reset it, but we had to go to work. More updates later. https://t.co/GnJ6OZtt4N

My life https://t.co/RJpfn3efX7

I have been informed that kitten 1 (codename "Dodge") has calmed down and now Rammy is possibly trying to leave the truck to see Dodge

📢RAMMY IS GOING IN TO RESCUE DODGE📢 🚨ALERT🚨 📢WE HAVE AN ATTEMPTED BREAKOUT📢 🚨ALERT🚨 https://t.co/XK8vIiUptp

Grainy video of the truck/cage with kitten attempting breakout https://t.co/8xIJzt330U

Rammy is back again on top of the cage, but Dodge is waiting at the bottom for rescue. https://t.co/BjXzIQxFCT

Breakout attempt 1, higher quality video https://t.co/0dgsChxnwH

The prisoner, Dodge, has protested by pooping in the bed we provided https://t.co/G88qsQX3Ba

Bribed the prisoner with nice big bowl of food, seems to be working https://t.co/VL0Dbb9W0H

We popped the hood to check if Rammy was around and SURPRISE! Rammy was napping and then fled into the engine depths. https://t.co/moDXLfJ104

Rammy's hiding spot was discovered! https://t.co/wpztOOhzlK

Rammy says "this is my squat, free the prisoner!" to @8bitKnitWit https://t.co/ebl64oZGBh

That little hiss 😍 Kait attempts to bribe Rammy, but this one isn't so easily swayed by our efforts. https://t.co/42IyoVozpE

Rammy has come out to call Dodge a traitor and then ran back into the hideout https://t.co/5Vo4ic8zck

Getting a new blanket for the prisoner, the trap is reset and the saga continues. https://t.co/PVbtyx76Ao

My mom's dogs waiting patiently while looking out at the situation https://t.co/6o6GdLa4rd

My mom shut the door to her house and it auto-locked, so I had to break in with an old conceal carry permit. You all enjoying these characters and plot twists? George RR Martin, eat your heart out.

Bonus Content: Confused @8bitKnitWit trying to find Rammy https://t.co/yYhI86NMQJ

📢THE TRAP HAS SPRUNG AND RAMMY WAS CAPTURED📢 🚨I REPEAT, WE HAVE CAPTURED THE SECOND KITTEN🚨 DAY 3 STATUS REPORT: -The truck is no longer meowing -All known kittens have been captured -Mom is still amazing https://t.co/ck6CJ3crm4

More cat plot points: After our cat Santino passed, Kait has been very sad. She needed to see cats, but when we got home the other cats were missing. Kait and I planned a week ago to visit a cat cafe, we paid for a slot for Saturday. Now it's Saturday and we have two kittens

Xena and Ashes are two cats we also have, but they're semi-wild, so they just wander around where they like and vanish for long periods of time. The kittens may be Xena's. Santino was a big lapcat and Kait's best friend until he got sick and passed a couple weeks ago.

Update: captured kittens are coming home with us now https://t.co/L1TP3I5Fmd

Video Update We're gonna rename them btw, the codenames were just so we could stop saying "kitten 1" and "kitten 2" https://t.co/fBKMcMThYC

Kitten relocation to new home, part 1 https://t.co/fCxEA6XpGZ

Omg so sad and defeated looking. https://t.co/XbZDjANSjl

Dodge explores while Rammy mopes in the blankey https://t.co/PgkFuGiFw9

Kait wants the house to be clean for the new kittens... so I am out here recording them with mom while Kait sweeps https://t.co/CghjeNnlcS

The cage didn't fit through the door, so we had to take them out, put them in the bathroom, disassemble/reassemble the cage and then put them back in it. At one point Dodge slipped out and busted a hole in the drywall trying to escape! There was apparently a weak spot o_o https://t.co/vtyYernxZT

No, really, they knocked a hole in the wall where there was a small crack in the drywall and I plugged it with a rug and put the cage against it so it's stuck. https://t.co/efV12aqM6g

Same energy https://t.co/ABMk2fxSnz

The cats are secured in the cage and we've left them alone to calm down and so we can get some breakfast at the local diner. Totally unrelated food pictures break. https://t.co/o9Ti6lwne7